Xucknartfab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust duck.

Xucknartfab created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucknartfab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xucknartfab, he will turn you into a snail.

Xucknartfab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Xucknartfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xucknartfab.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.