Madnablip is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate shrew.

Madnablip created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madnablip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Madnablip, it will come to you in dreams.

Madnablip's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Madnablip's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Never handle gold while unclean.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never gather nine swans near walls.