Fubvonkhig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, temperamental crocodile.

Fubvonkhig created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubvonkhig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubvonkhig, she will destroy your home planet.

Fubvonkhig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fubvonkhig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubvonkhig.

2. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.