Japgeprow is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud wombat.

Japgeprow created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japgeprow, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Japgeprow, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Japgeprow's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Japgeprow's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of birds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Do not take Japgeprow's name in vain.