Quamkinren Poprenmis is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet dragonfly.

Quamkinren Poprenmis created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Quamkinren Poprenmis, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quamkinren Poprenmis, he will turn you into a dog.

Quamkinren Poprenmis' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Quamkinren Poprenmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown boots on sacred days.

2. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Never run in summer.