Pogsaswad Somvolgon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering owl.

Pogsaswad Somvolgon created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogsaswad Somvolgon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pogsaswad Somvolgon, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pogsaswad Somvolgon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pogsaswad Somvolgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pogsaswad Somvolgon's priests.

2. Pogsaswad Somvolgon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.