Bamhapgodrull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful narwhal.

Bamhapgodrull created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamhapgodrull, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bamhapgodrull, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bamhapgodrull's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bamhapgodrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Do not study archaea on holy days.

3. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with sheep.

4. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.