Citflisditnat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, strong cat.

Citflisditnat created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citflisditnat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Citflisditnat, it will turn you into a plant.

Citflisditnat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Citflisditnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. You must love Citflisditnat.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Always help sick ants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.