Rulljopsaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable beaver.

Rulljopsaf created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Rulljopsaf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rulljopsaf, he will cry a lot.

Rulljopsaf's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rulljopsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare aubergines during spring.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Rulljopsaf loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.