Tettivagnil is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying sheep.

Tettivagnil created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettivagnil, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tettivagnil, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tettivagnil's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tettivagnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tettivagnil.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Put Tettivagnil first in all things.