Gepyattofapp Nultalminpop is a god.

It takes the form of a large, slow shrew.

Gepyattofapp Nultalminpop created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepyattofapp Nultalminpop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gepyattofapp Nultalminpop, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gepyattofapp Nultalminpop's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gepyattofapp Nultalminpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Do not wear trousers marked with purple.

5. Do not drink alcohol.