Vilstragyik is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, prudent dugong.

Vilstragyik created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilstragyik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vilstragyik, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vilstragyik's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vilstragyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

3. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.