Danyambat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented goblin.

Danyambat created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danyambat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Danyambat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Danyambat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Danyambat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing pink coats.

5. Never mark doors with gray.