Nuttgumnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered lizard.

Nuttgumnutt created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgumnutt, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nuttgumnutt, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nuttgumnutt's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nuttgumnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not name children after badgers.

5. Never allow nematodes to witness sacred rites.