Targgovnib is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fast beaver.

Targgovnib created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targgovnib, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Targgovnib, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Targgovnib's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Targgovnib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three frogs approach from the south.

2. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

3. Always wash your legs before prayer.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.