Mifstipdag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent owl.

Mifstipdag created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifstipdag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mifstipdag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mifstipdag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mifstipdag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Never mix melons with blood.

4. You must pray to Mifstipdag four times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.