Dusskabgep is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, emotional naga.

Dusskabgep created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dusskabgep, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dusskabgep, he will turn you into a snail.

Dusskabgep's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dusskabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near snakes while wearing white shirts.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dusskabgep in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.