Dussveg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical rhinoceros.

Dussveg created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussveg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussveg, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dussveg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dussveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Never feed cherries to seals while wearing coats.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near rats while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.