Nutsitflan Bonarptonkzog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able cow.

Nutsitflan Bonarptonkzog created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutsitflan Bonarptonkzog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nutsitflan Bonarptonkzog, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Nutsitflan Bonarptonkzog's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nutsitflan Bonarptonkzog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutsitflan Bonarptonkzog.

2. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never gather eight seals near bridges.