Nignabgesscep is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, capable fox.

Nignabgesscep created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nignabgesscep, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nignabgesscep, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nignabgesscep's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nignabgesscep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed garlic to squirrels while wearing rings.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

5. Do not kill shrews.