Cetdadpinbestnanarpgem is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, selfish armadillo.

Cetdadpinbestnanarpgem created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetdadpinbestnanarpgem, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cetdadpinbestnanarpgem, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cetdadpinbestnanarpgem's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cetdadpinbestnanarpgem's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not prepare grapes while wearing dresses.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.