Nibladvil is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish bear.

Nibladvil created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nibladvil, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nibladvil, he will cry a lot.

Nibladvil's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nibladvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

4. Never wear red skirts.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.