Gumligvon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane tapir.

Gumligvon created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumligvon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gumligvon, it will turn you into a duck.

Gumligvon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gumligvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dawn.

2. Run away from pink aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about optics near pigs while wearing gray tights.

4. Always obey Gumligvon's priests.

5. Never gather three dolphins in one place.