Vonkbenjambab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring fly.

Vonkbenjambab created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbenjambab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vonkbenjambab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vonkbenjambab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vonkbenjambab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your neck before prayer.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Put Vonkbenjambab first in all things.

4. Do not keep eight capybaras in a large pit.

5. Never wear turquoise ear rings.