Flagnadfod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, moody wyrm.

Flagnadfod created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagnadfod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flagnadfod, she will ignore you.

Flagnadfod's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Flagnadfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare oranges while filled with envy.

2. Never gather nine tapirs near wells.

3. Always store peas above ground.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not make images of living things.