Jonrutstigdot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish goose.

Jonrutstigdot created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Jonrutstigdot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jonrutstigdot, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jonrutstigdot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jonrutstigdot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not prepare apples while wearing jumpers.

3. Never wear white hats on sacred days.

4. Do not run at forests.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.