Yarldotfad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome weasel.

Yarldotfad created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarldotfad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yarldotfad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yarldotfad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yarldotfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Never wear violet skirts on sacred days.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Do not name children after snakes.