Gubfatlun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, effective warg.

Gubfatlun created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gubfatlun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gubfatlun, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gubfatlun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gubfatlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always share rice with strangers, but never with bats.

2. Never travel toward the south during spring.

3. Never feed oranges to mice while wearing trousers.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gubfatlun.

5. Never approach rivers carrying wood.