Vabpinbop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate lion.

Vabpinbop created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabpinbop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabpinbop, it will turn you into a plant.

Vabpinbop's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vabpinbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. You must love Vabpinbop.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never allow voles to sleep beneath your roof.