Popafnel is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, effective hydra.

Popafnel created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Popafnel, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Popafnel, it will have a low opinion of you.

Popafnel's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Popafnel's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never gather nine badgers near bridges.

3. Do not place lentils upon stone.

4. Erect six nickel sculptures of Popafnel on top of important buildings.

5. Always wear brown.