Tennurlkon Hundogdod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless parrot.

Tennurlkon Hundogdod created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tennurlkon Hundogdod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tennurlkon Hundogdod, he will torture you forever.

Tennurlkon Hundogdod's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tennurlkon Hundogdod's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tennurlkon Hundogdod.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Always obey Tennurlkon Hundogdod's priests.

5. Always maintain purity during holy days.