Wipsid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, calm jellyfish.

Wipsid created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipsid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wipsid, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wipsid's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wipsid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven copper sculptures of Wipsid on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Wipsid on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear skirts marked with turquoise.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about nebulae.