Mapfarnpopsug is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, self-confident alligator.

Mapfarnpopsug created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapfarnpopsug, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mapfarnpopsug, he will not invite you to parties.

Mapfarnpopsug's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Mapfarnpopsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black jumpers.

2. Never whisper while facing north.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.