Fosspig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omniscient bee.

Fosspig created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosspig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fosspig, she will turn you into a mole.

Fosspig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fosspig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never think about spacetime near sheep while wearing gray hats and balancing eight gold spheres on your back.

4. Never feed cherries to voles while wearing rings.

5. Never look at asteroids.