Mapgum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage wasp.

Mapgum created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapgum, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mapgum, it will send minions to preach to you.

Mapgum's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mapgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not take Mapgum's name in vain.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near mice while wearing magenta skirts and balancing seven gold spheres on your arms.