Godjigtif is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic pigeon.

Godjigtif created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Godjigtif, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Godjigtif, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Godjigtif's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Godjigtif's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with bats.

5. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.