Giddambid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ruthless shrew.

Giddambid created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Giddambid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Giddambid, it will have a low opinion of you.

Giddambid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Giddambid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume parsnips at dawn.

2. Never handle zinc while unclean.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always help turtles in need.

5. Erect four titanium sculptures of Giddambid on top of important buildings.