Damnurlfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witless shrew.

Damnurlfoss created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damnurlfoss, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Damnurlfoss, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Damnurlfoss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Damnurlfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your arms with purple.

2. Damnurlfoss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never leap near aardvarks.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.