Dincudwab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tiresome jaguar.

Dincudwab created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dincudwab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dincudwab, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dincudwab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dincudwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never mix melons with blood.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Never gather seven mice near wells.

5. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing trousers.