Bafnakcip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, calm aardvark.

Bafnakcip created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafnakcip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bafnakcip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bafnakcip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bafnakcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never approach rivers carrying bone.