Nurtbidlat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, uncaring parrot.

Nurtbidlat created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbidlat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurtbidlat, it will not invite you to parties.

Nurtbidlat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nurtbidlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn on holy days.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.