Wadjarncun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful mongoose.

Wadjarncun created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadjarncun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadjarncun, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wadjarncun's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Wadjarncun's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross crossroads at midday.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Do not take Wadjarncun's name in vain.