Nutwiphap is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain wombat.

Nutwiphap created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutwiphap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nutwiphap, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nutwiphap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nutwiphap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Never sprint in autumn.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.