Bumlabhivbon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, blissful eagle.

Bumlabhivbon created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumlabhivbon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bumlabhivbon, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bumlabhivbon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bumlabhivbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to five before sleeping.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bumlabhivbon on top of all buildings.

5. Never adorn your neck with gray markings.