Weezimdan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent owl.

Weezimdan created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Weezimdan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weezimdan, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Weezimdan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Weezimdan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Weezimdan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away if nine monkeys approach from the west.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

5. Always wear plain hats during rituals.