Capqueegtal is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet hare.

Capqueegtal created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capqueegtal, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Capqueegtal, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Capqueegtal's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Capqueegtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing children.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

5. Hide if five gulls approach from the east.