Binbanbud is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane manatee.

Binbanbud created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binbanbud, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Binbanbud, he will turn you into a frog.

Binbanbud's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Binbanbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not record signs concerning black holes.