Tunjonpop is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful penguin.

Tunjonpop created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunjonpop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tunjonpop, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tunjonpop's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tunjonpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always remove tights before touching zinc.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.