Somdambest is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-knowing dog.

Somdambest created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Somdambest, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Somdambest, she will turn you into a worm.

Somdambest's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Somdambest's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never curse while facing west.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.