Konragwig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, weak swallow.

Konragwig created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Konragwig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Konragwig, it will turn you into a dog.

Konragwig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Konragwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Konragwig in the centre of the settlement.